Women and what we really mean in chat, ventrilo and maybe even at home

Nine words women use

1) FINE: this is a word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) FIVE MINUTES: if she is getting dressed this means half and hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to play the game before helping around the house.

3) NOTHING: this is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) GO AHEAD: this is a dare, not permission. Don`t do it!

5) LOUD SIGH: this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6) THAT`S OKAY: this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That`s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and whe you will pay for your mistake.

7) THANKS: a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you`re welcome". ( I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you`re welcome" that will bring on a "whatever"

WHATEVER: is a woman`s way of saying f*** you!

9) DON`T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT : another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what`s wrong?" For the woman` response refer to #3.

I hope this helps

10. In my opinion, the meaning of 1-9 can and or will change without prior notice. Thus accept the man has been found guilty before the actual words.

So that's actually how you see us? - tsk tsk, all i can say about this

No, I do not see women that way. Maybe, I misinterpreted the first post. I took it as tongue in cheek humor, and thus replied to it as such. But in case I was wrong not the first time nor last. #10 Watch the body language because 90% of all communication is done that way, and never go to bed angry at each other.

What I hate about forums very little nuance can be shown in posts

I am not a male

You are correct Gaijen , post was made as very much "tongue in cheek" and I hope it is read that way

Miley wrote:So that's actually how you see us? - tsk tsk, all i can say about this

Ofcourse not Miley *let's hope she buys it...*



Jinxer

very good havana, i think all men should take notes of this and learn from it hehe

6) THAT`S OKAY: this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That`s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and whe you will pay for your mistake.


I totally agree with that one. I use it a lot, lol.

The best way to avoid numbers 1-9 is to keep your tongue firmly pressed between her cheeks!, "hell has no fury like a woman without a kissed ass"

Ewww? =/

Ahahaha ,,,,, its nice to know there is some one more pervy than me out there;-))

but if it keeps the girlie happy then .....

Don't worry, you are still #1 perv on my list =)

And on mine Shaun! don't worry...you're safe!

The list makes me laugh, but I have to agree! In general, any action of self sacrifice by a woman is a HUGE neon sign for men to be all "knight in shining armor"-y. Don't miss that one guys!

yes dear